J690 has a job at the supermarket.

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A man walked into the produce section of the supermarket where John is now working and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. John told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.  The man was insistent that John ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, John said to the manager; "Some jackass wants to buy a half head of lettuce."  As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.  Later the manager said to John ; "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.  We like people who think on their feet here.  Where are you from?"
" Arkansas." John replied.
"Well, why did you leave Arkansas ?" the manager asked.
John said; "There's nothing but whores and football players there."
"Really?" said the manager, "My wife is from Arkansas ."

"Get outta here!" John said; "Who'd she play for?"
 
 

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